You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
I'm leaving my hospital band on when we go drinking tonight. I'm aiming for pity sex.
I'm not drinking anymore...and by that, I mean until St. Patrick's Day.
holy fuck that shirt looks so good on him, it was like he was born with it on. that shirt deserves a blow
the only two hours i was sober on this trip and i managed to break my toe. no one will believe this.
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
I will expect an hourly check text to confirm you are alive and that you aren't dead in a ditch somewhere with a hobo dry humping your corpse
Her ass is the reason I still believe in a higher power
you ran up to the police and said "fuck the police shit we living in hell ". Then you dropped your Margarita and said "Darby Out" lol
reason #1 why i should never live alone: i haven't put pants on since she left 26 hours ago. and ive made spaghetti 3 times.
I tried to avoid catching feelings but then he took me out to breakfast
Pumped to get "pass out-wake up in Berlin-buy a chinchilla" drunk?
I imagine you as a cat holding your burrito with two paws and cutely eating it
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