I'm so turned on right now it's fucking stupid. I hate burger king commercials
I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
im trying to catch a child molester. call you later.
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
the guy was wearing a viagra shirt, i knew what i got myself into.
I dont feel as bad coming home this baked because I gave my 14 year old sister a no drugs talk last night.
I just yelled at my mom for getting me circumcised without my permission. That drunk
I started blowing him in North Dakota, and I finished the job in Minnesota. Oh, the places road head can take you.
you know that moment when all the alcohol kicks in and suddenly you realize the bar is very loud and you just want to bite someone sexy and ride their face i am kinda at that moment
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
2015 is the year I FINALLY ALMOST had enough dick to satisfy me.
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
Getting blackout drunk infront of my family was never on my bucket list, but now that I've done it I'm cool with it.
All I wanted was a good weekend full of booze, laughs, and maybe some penis. Instead, someone is in the hospital, I didn't sleep at all last night. And not because I got laid.
I texted him "my vagina is pounding for you"
I know, you made me proof read it.
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