i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
I woke up naked in my living room and my mom was next to me like we need to talk
I'm currently imdbing Helena Bonham Carter to see if there are any pictures of her that don't scare the crap out of me.
Good luck with that.
My mom just walked in on me and my girlfriend about to have sex. All she said was "You're lookin like a fool with your pants on the ground.."
who paints a picture of their own dick and sends it to people. i dont know if its borderline crazy or just fucking genius...
I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
I don't understand how she could dump me AFTER we had shower sex. I'm fucking great at shower sex
you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
You had me at "mimosas" several texts ago.
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
It was an "I snuck in through the window at 5am with my underwear in my pocket" kind of night.
I hooked up with a British man... Wiz Khalifa has your bra... Couldn't have been a more successful night!
Hold me and let me compliment your butt
I sent my brother over to my ex's to get the rest of my stuff. He comes back SEVEN HOURS LATER, high as fuck without my shit! No loyalty.
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