Dude, you really need to stop hitting on girls by telling them you sang a cappella in college.
dude we were making out and she kept singing the americas next top model song. you wanna be on top?
he smelled like listerine and beef tacos
I think her nose is broken... but I think she's just drunk enough to fall for the whole "sex releases endorphins, so it'll feel better" line.
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
it's fine if we fail the bar, we were never going to satisfy the moral character requirement anyway
Omg!!!! Call me in the morning I just saw A stripper queef out a dollar
I tried to put the left over margartia in a box for you but they wouldn't let me
Odd question. Did you find a 20 in your boxers? I need it for gas.
no more heavy drinking durning the lady that cleans the office told me i have to emtpy my own thrash if i puke in it
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
...is this motivational speaking, or sexting? It's getting hard to tell.
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
I am watching Wayne Gretzky and Alexander oveckhin play video games for charity. What is life right now.
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