we used that portable toilet as a cooler to keep coronas. next person who tells me hospitals arn't fun needs to come party in rm 180.
just took a pee in my own yard...decided i had to poo..only got a dingle berry....wiped it away with my finger..help me...my mom AND dad are home.
Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
After waking up today, I would like to find the Jesus preachers on campus to ask for help in asking for forgiveness to God.
As it turns out, strippers don't accept checks.
Before you say anything, my vagine does NOT discriminate against young dads
He said he had a problem he needed to take care of before we got omelets and then showed me his erection.
I just used my glow stick from the dance to find my way in the bathroom to puke. Who wants me on their corporate team
I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
He will. He has no choice. What's he gonna do? Find a better fuck buddy? We both know that's not possible. I'm the ideal friend with benefit. Minus snoring and uneven tits.
I don't know at which point last night turned terribly, terribly wrong, but it was somewhere around Motel 6, specifically the parking lot.
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
You want to groom your chest hair? You mean with a little baby chest hair brush? Because that sounds adorable.
I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
Randomize
