I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
when she said she would show you her other bow, she ment she wanted you to bend her over and see the tattoo on her lower back you idiot
hey..i found a takeout box with a half-eaten hamburger in it, the box said to text this number if found...
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
I changed the background on my phone to a picture of you so whenever I go to look at porn or text another girl I'll have second thoughts
Am I supposed to find that romantic?
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
Yeah bro I don't know how she's gonna explain the black eye, how else do you tell your boss "my knee hit me in the face during sex last night"
My sister hid me from my parents, brought me a bloody mary, and told my girlfriend I was out with my dad. For 13, I got to say she's working out pretty good.
Have you ever noticed that the cities in car commercials look really futuristic?
...did you eat that brownie?
Dude found out there's an open bar at the celebration of life thing for my grandma which is at noon. Now I know why I can drink so much
Want to come over and play therapist and then fuck all the emotion away?
it's like his dick is making a u-turn.
My FitBit tracked the calories I burned during sex. Hello 2015!
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
I mean seriously, she can have his dick anytime and im over here salivating like a thirsty bitch.
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