I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
new number. flushed my phone last night when i puked, made B help me look for it for 2 hours.
do herpes really smell.
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I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
We are so drunk I just let him piss between my legs on the toilet. That's love.
just lying in bed drinking beer with a straw waiting for motivation. why?
The last mom I slept with was the worst lay ever. Imagine fucking a hairy wet pillow for 60 minutes. Good luck with your milf. I was joking about the Susan Boyle comment btw.
he found cum stains on my sheets and all i could blurt out was "better on the sheets than in me"
He talked to you for like two seconds while you were shit faced doing Forest Gump impressions...how is that possible?
I have a sixth sense for dads free balling in gym shorts
An old white couple caught us smoking the foot long. THE LOOK ON THEIR FACES.
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
I apologize for using the phrase "monster cock hentai porn shit" to describe that guy I picked up last week.
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
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