im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
the coke olympics were a bad idea. there's a tree uprooted in the front of my building.
his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
There was a dismembered bleeding penis in my dream last night. That's some serious Freudian shit.
An hour ago, you were stranded out of state, and now you're getting laid? You are a god. Whatever you do, don't ask her name.
Hello. You don't know me, but word on the street is that we are now eskimo sisters. I feel like we should go out for coffee and compare experiences.
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
Well yes he stayed. He brought Guiness, them he shaved me. It's a long, but beautiful story.
Cats are difficult to handle. Also they are impossible to baptize.
How do I let my trainer know I'm only at the gym so I can get in more intense sex positions?
come pick your gf up from my house. she's sitting in the fridge and hissing at the cat to let her eat the potatoes. btw i dont have a cat
Just as an add on, don't expect me to wear matching bra and underwear. If I do, I'm probably drunk and it's your fucking birthday. Have a great night.
There's a big difference between a penis and a toilet.
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