come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
Your sister reminds me of me at her age. Stop her while you can.
Could be my worst decision since the whole 'third degree burn' fiasco.
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
You need a Jiminy Cricket, but for sexual decisions.
I think I'm gonna quit partying for awhile. Piercing my own nose is where I draw the line.
You declared war on your ex and then had sex with who you thought was her sister. No one knows who she was but we think your dick might be in danger.
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
The last thing I remember from that party was me shouting "hold my feet I'm going in strapped like Rambo"
She found my old SD card with stuff I "didn't keep" or "didn't record us doing".... She's pissed but really horny. Did I just win at sex?
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
The fact that I can sew my leggings while intoxicated proves I'm a functioning alcoholic
He must be a special kind of stupid to cheat on a women who works at a funeral home. Does he not understand you can get rid of dead bodies easier than most Americans?
He obv doesn't know that telling a woman to chill will get him murdered
my near death experience doubled as my sexual awakening
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