I sent you an email today but due to work restrictions, I had to misspell choke sex
and thats how i got kicked in the balls by micky mouse
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
At least drunk you showered before switching sex partners last night.
i just remebered that we smoked out my hamster yesterday...
i hope hes still alive. i just remember you give him a shit load of cereal and saying "trust me your going to need it"
I woke up smelling like the ciroc you tried pouring into my mouth last night. I think my clothes are still soaked
how did my horoscope know i was too hungover to operate a stove.
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
I don't have any money, so I'm just gonna press my boobs against him for his birthday.
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
Ok. You have started something that can only end with a picture of the inside of my butthole. It may happen today or next year, but it's on my agenda.
Some Romanian guy at work just told me "you come my house, we drink beer and you come make fuck with my sister"
If he's not there watching you go for it. It's been a while bro.
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
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