Just saw a group of asian tourists in safari outifts bow in thanks to the starbucks guys. And no Im not high.
I don't think I can fit "I'm sorry for ruining Christmas" on one cake. Better make two.
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
I am sitting on the floor by my oven watching my cookie dough blossom. This is a whole new level of fat
His housemate was playing a sad violin solo for me on my way out. God I hate musicians.
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
If she wants to think that freshman 15 means sleeping with 15 guys than so be it I just gotta make sure I'm one of them.
Vegas should really enforce the buddy system because if not everyone is going to end up swimming during the water show in front of the Bellagio.
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
Vaguely remember? You pushed George and two other fellas out the way to hug me, screamed gandalf before chugging your beer and smashing the bottle on the floor. I lolled.
Whatever it's Canadian jail, it's not like Guatemala or something. It'll be nice and cushy and they'll probably throw him a big bday party with all his friends and strippers
i was really hopeful that i could make it to the end of the semester without doing something stupid enough to destroy our relationship but i guess i was wrong..........thanks vodka
Also, do you think i could get away with finishing my vodka cranberry from last night at work if i put orange juice in it? Serious question.
Facebook is for cat videos and having better lives than people from high school, period.
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
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