Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
when she asked me if it was possible to swim under north america i knew it was time to leave.
My mom just set up beer pong in the dining room for family game night. and you ask why I'm still living at home.
Sorry no. I've already promised my first single hookup to somebody.
Rain ponchos don't count as shirts at the bar. FYI.
Curse you and your alcoholic milkshakes.
You're welcome.
Pretty sure the girl next to me in Chipotle just came out to her mom.
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
alicia just called me and talked to me in "the eternal language of the dinosaurs" and then kind of roared and gurgled. what kind of 4th of july are you guys having?
the boozy kind. is there any other?
Well while you were being a dick I was taping back together a cougars broken heart
Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
Worst case: you're extra horny, have no control of your mouth or actions, and maybe murder someone. Child's play.
I love that we can live in a world where I can Google "Harry Potter lizard" and an illustration for my dream pops up
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