I'm sitting at the gyno watching cnn in the waiting room
Everyone is walking funny when they come out, ugh I'm not looking forward to this
before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
I am far too drunk to be making a tuna melt . There's blood EVERYWHERE.
My number went up to seventeen today. I forgot to add my random hookup on a sailboat.
I've been watching too much manswers. Cuz i know scissoring doesn't work on a motorcycle.
Had sex to a Lionel Richie song. I have a feeling I was conceived to it. Finally reached full circle.
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
He wouldn't let me go down on him. He stopped me and told me he was a giver.
I tried exercising today. I ended up masturbating to the Wii fit trainer.
I am going to be fat forever.
okay i am so sorry that i pulled a knife on you last night but seriously that woman knows how to throw a party.
I mean we don't talk anymore but I still see him around wearing that sweater he stole from me after we had sex
I just shaved my pubes into a heart shape. if that doesn't scream romantic idk what does
Hey when you get home, can you do me a solid and throw one of your pregnancy tests on my bed?
EPT or First Response?
I hate being the first one to text him all the time...I feel like Iook desperate to get laid when the reality is that im just really horny and he has a/c...
Randomize
