Its about making memories worth repressing
I havent dry-humped that much since freshmen year. Forgot how good it doesnt feel.
You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
My brother brings gifts into my room to wrap them. It's a pizza cutter and a box of condoms..
i'm sure god appreciates how great my boobs look during this fine christmas eve mass
i'm already feeling the tequila hangover i'm going to have on friday
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
Apparently it's ok to apply for building permits drunk. I feel like there definitely is a law preventing that.
Golf group in front of us has 2 hooker caddies. One guy was getting a lap dance as he waited to tee off. Only in vegas.
Told some guy to hold your weave while you "tried" to kick his girlfriends ass...
When he texted me, I got a little wet. Until he asked me to get Jimmy Johns before I got to his house.
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
TELL HER ABOUT THE GODDAMNED MOTHERFUCKING POTATOES
I didnt know whether I was going to vomit or orgasm because I was feeling both sensations
i thought the time we went to a party with no shoes on was bad, how about the time you left with no pants on?
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