I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
Women are like Alzheimers patiens. You can compliment them a million times in a day, but the next day is always a wash, you have to start all over.
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
Just puked on the beach. Hungover. In front of my parents. I love summer.
Im embracing the luau theme and maybe bringing a kiddie pool filled with alcohol. Im also embracing the high probability I will not remember this night.
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
I remember desperately screaming that I love my life and running in zig zags all the way home
He left his shoes, boxers and socks at my house & managed to walk home to his dorm without realizing anything was missing until 3 days after. That's the last time i'll ever hook up with a freshman.
I don't understand how 5 bottles of booze became normal or acceptable per 2.5 people
And I'd make him talk dirty to me. In Forrest Gump's voice.
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
I can't even masturbate without crying fuck this break up
holy fucking shit get me out of here. even the babies are wearing beanies
I think I met my butt stuff soulmate
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