The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
no. you can't hotbox the world.
you know you were way too high when you wake up next to a handwritten list of all the things you'd do for a Klondike bar
Its the Friday before break. There are 20 kids in my 300 person lecture hall. All with the same what the fuck am I doing here look on there face.
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
i think you're the only person in the world who masturbates to food network.
Dude. Hurry up. They just blessed the tequila.
He kept singing "who's that peekin in my window" we thought he was high til we realized someone was lookin in the windows.
ALTON JUST DID GRAVY SHOTS. THIS IS WHY HE'S MY HERO
lets just say that i have already today: gotten drunk, got in a fight, got stranded an hour away from home, found a ride, sobered up, and slept. woken back up, and here i am. its been a long day. Day drinking is bad for friendships.
I'm pretty sure the guy in front of me at Walmart doesn't have good plans. It's one am he is buying a flash light and black bandanna
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
Naked snow angels was a very bad idea. My vag is now frozen shut.
I'm watching the World Cup in bed naked with john and our USA flag aviator glasses. Can you say America?
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