8am blowjobs give a whole new meaning to morning breath..
Dude also, my grandma got me condoms for easter and kind of winked. I don't know what to think
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
I'm going to skip that pointless convo with Mark, stick with the "we're talking" status, and bone barely legal, borderline gay, preppy guys on the DL.
I'm puking to John Mayor, save me. Or at least change it to somethong beyyt
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
I was gonna buy a KIA, but then I remembered how awesome the sex was in the back of a Hyundai so I went with that.
She's chasing her own tail and is afraid of her own feet. My stoner cat, ladies and gentlemen.
Really, who hasn't had sex on your bed?
ME.
I haven't reeked of cheap beer and poor decisions in months. I officially hate adult life.
Went out with the family last night and some 40 yr old lady wanted to take me home. My mom was not happy with me
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
And god said thou shalt never deny free booze. And it was good.
And I broke things off with Justin last night. Except I texted him while he was asleep and then I was like well, that's probably not what he wants to wake up to, so I sent him a picture of the coconut I microwaved and caught on fire when I was really high one time.
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