God I can't wait to have my phone textbombed every night
What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
she is like cheap alcohol. you can only get so buzzed before you get sick.
we went to get a refill in his room and ended up having sex and passing out. then he woke me up with sex and gave me a beer for breakfast. i never want this to end
Right now I can't do anything that will ban me from donating plasma. That is a legit source of income for me.
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
And on the subject of embracing my inner whore, I had two different dicks in my mouth yesterday. Friend, it's official. I'm completely outta control.
We have started to decorate penises.
I was just laughing and almost crying after I orgasmed, and then almost crying because I was laughing so hard. That's new.
Does he think you're psycho?
Officially...... yes.
My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
I fucked in the bathroom while everyone listened and banged my dick against a table shouting "order in the court"
but I'm still not sure how you became more and more fluent in Spanish the drunker you got
You were on the train yelling, "THIS TRAIN NEEDS TO GO FASTER SO I CAN GO HAVE SEX WITH MY BOYFRIEND!!!"
Randomize
