marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
oh, also, we're locked out of the house and we're going to have to take shelter with the hot, poss single, dad next door. i hope this turns into a porno
I think I gave almost everyone at that party the clap last night
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
he is so annoying
so stop sleeping with him
yeah but he is so hot when i'm drunk
I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
I got a phone call from security asking me to do my laundry wearing more than a blanket next time.
There has to be a way to make college graduation in Las Vegas different than any other Tuesday in Las Vegas. Strippers? Been there. Getting arrested for public indecency on the strip? Done that.
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
I just wanna go somewhere and not be judged for wearing spandex shorts that make my ass look like a slice of fucking heaven. Is that so much to ask??
look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
I think the reason she hasn't text me back is because I spanked her ass with Hulk Hands
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
He wants to play improv games now whenever he gets drunk. Sometimes I just do not have the energy for that kind of a thing
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