the night i cant remember will be the night i always remember thanks to my "i
Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
I woke up naked by my window. blinds open. smiley face drawn on my window.
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
is it sad that i can describe this night as "the night that i was sober" and we all know which night it was. like literally one night of sobriety.
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
Remind me if I threw up on you last night or if that was just a dream.
I'm glad they extended train service last night. People crying, screaming, throwing up, fighting and peeing themselves on a train made me feel like I've got my shit together.
You peed on someone's house because they had a Wisconsin flag.
I think I'm just gonna be a cat and wear slutty black clothes with some eyeliner on my face and pretend my ears got stolen by a drunk guy
You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
I had to ask. I mean when you get a snap chat of a nipple you have to ask who's it is.
My homemade mace ate through its aluminum container. I make awesome mace.
I am just glad I was home to catch most of it, cause it smells BAD.
I'm not a scientist but that could be because it's homemade mace. That is however just a hypothesis
I just wrote the Drag Queen from Saturday Night on FB and apologized for licking her. Weirdest thing I have ever typed...
You just get me
I'm the wind beneath your wings, bitch
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