Im listening to a jazz version of dick in a box.
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
who's fault is it that she tells me today she is only 16 because i definately met her at the bar...
The worst part is I think my tongue cut his penis and now he wont talk to me.
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
You fell asleep leaning on my shoulder at the bar
No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
Dear god. Please. Please do NOT deprive yourself of dick for 90 days. Blood will spill. Wolverines will howl. I can't handle that kind of terror.
On one hand it was kinda weird his girlfriends stuff was at his apartment. On the other hand it was kinda nice because she had great shampoo
You live 7 mins away and I'm leaving in 10 mins. At this point sex before work is impossible.
Challenge accepted. Be naked in 6 mins.
He used pronouns for his penis while sexting. I don't know what I did to deserve this.
Low key that was incredibly dangerous to let me wield a sword at this point in the night
Is it weird to smoke a bong with a client from work?
I just shook glitter of my birth control packet so I’d say it’s safe to say it was a good weekend
You literally snort drugs up your nose and you’re questioning the brand of the multivitamin right now?
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