I like complaining with weaving words and complex sentences. It makes me seem more sophisticated and less bitchy.
i wore my purity necklace wen we fucked. but its ok cuz simplified was blasting in the background
hahahaha. im glad listening to simplified justifies breaking ur promise to god
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
i mean, i stole her boyfriend and beat her snake score on facebook within 48 hours. not her week.
Just had a stripper snatch my glasses off my face with her ass
The last thing I remember was talking about the economic viability of cock ring manufacturing... we had some good ideas
I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
I don't think it's considwred fine dining when you're passing out at golden palace in chinatown at 4 am with you boss who happens to be wearing a dress.
lets do drugs on my lunch break tomorrow
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
I am praying to every god I can that he drank so much that he won't even remember me
THIS IS EXACTLY WHY YOU SHOULDA FUCKED BEFORE YOU MADE HIM YOUR BOYFRIEND, CURVED DICKS ARE NOT OK
Well I didn't spend $7 on an Uber just to get limp dick
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
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