His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
Text me right after you finish, I want to know how the ghetto fleshlight worked out
How about I just call you while I'm doing it so you can hear my reaction?
Haha im about to meet my shrink &i have so much shit to tell him i made an outline
Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
Shared a jello shot with her mom last night. then she tucked me in and took of my shoes for me
I was pretending that it wasn't happening. Until we had to roll down the windows as she was vomiting apologies into a Target bag.
A whole bunch of large men eating Doritos just knocked on my door and asked if they could take out my trash?
Let's get really high and wear fake mustaches and try not to laugh at each other...
A guy wearing a shirt that says "eat shit and die motherfucker" just held open a door for me. He's got manners.
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
You literally chaperoned my booty call.
Ok, maybe playing "whose family is most dysfunctional" wasn't the best drunk idea we've had. Todd''s been crying in the bathroom for an hour. We can't get him out...
Still, being medically ordered to stuff things in your vagina is amazing.
you said you heard a baby, so i told you to go feed it. you came back 2 hours later with a pizza and when i asked you where the baby went you pointed to the pizza and puked.
Randomize
