Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
God is so good, I would give him a blow job right now.
im keeping my plan b box as a souvenir of my first halloween weekend in college
Your sister got a Brazilian yesterday. It looks great
life is sad when you just turned 21 and youre doing late night rogaine runs...
$5 long island pitchers = roommate pissing on his laptop at 3am.
Talking to a male stripper. About the LSAT. Only in Vegas.
It was right before we played jenga with champagne glasses for a good half hour
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
That unicorn pillow pet really made sleeping with my head in the toilet a little better.
We were cuddling in his bed and I asked him a question and followed by making a microphone with my hand and told him to speak into it. If he never talks to me again that's probably why.
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
So I just went to clothing optional bar
Kinda. I got kicked outta the bar, and then incited a riot until the cops came and I bailed
Let's just grow old together and be the crazy ladies that sit on the park bench, drinking booze from flasks and loudly talk about people who walk by.
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