Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
he had a TATTOO on his FACE. a tattoo on your face basically says "i've gone as far in society as i'd like to."
Two girls are doing the worm relatively well on the bar floor after the fact I just saw one puke in the trash
Do you think my parents will accept my drinking habits more if I told them I like to drink every night because I take good shits the next morning?
So he didn't pull out. And I like flipped out. And the he told me to chill and opened up a drawer full of packs of Plan B and handed me one.......
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
She introduced me as that girl Nathan was fingering
My bra is still on the porch...I'm leaving it as a reminder to get my shit together.
you bit my nipple really hard and then looked at me and said 'i feel responsible for the state of your nipples'
Sorry for throwing up in your humidifier last night, I thought it was some sort of electrical garbage can
the bouncer just handed me a Starbucks bag of pound cake
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
Fuck you. All I remember from last night is telling random people that I'm in a "judgement free zone" then I threw up
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
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