Yeah, i think she was German or something.
No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.
omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
no you're not listening to me HE WANTED TO BRAID MY HAIR
Welp. I just hopped out of his window to avoid meeting his parents... happy monday!
He referred to his cock as "The cock" like it was third party or something.
Dude. He put me on a rewards point system for his dick. I have to do him favors now to build up to winning sex. This is shit.
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
I cartwheeled across every street... They tried to stop me but I bit anyone who came near me
THE CONDOM ONLY COVERS HALF OF HIS DICK I AM IN THE BATHROOM PANICKING
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
I feel like Jeremy snapchattong while we're fucking is a perfect example of our generation..
I just sucked dick on a ferry
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
I thought he was a lobster and that the moon was going to pull me through him.
I don't think I should try acid.
Don't worry. I have logic.... just not morals.
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