I wanna eat
then frost
then eat your cupcake
I'm at subway, this 8 year old kid is judging my fashion sense with his dad. I want to kill myself.
It's ok, he's just 8, he's not judging you.
He just asked why I'm sitting alone. I honestly want to cry.
i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
So he asked me last night if I would cheer him on while he masturbated...
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
studying for my Anatomy final and masturbating to Japanese porn are practically the same thing
wow, you never really realize how many muscles you have in your crotch until you pull them all.
I have bruises all over from falling so much last night, I even have bruises on my arms from them picking me up off the street.. Oh vodka nights.
he told me "apparently my gag reflex doesn't work so if you magically grew a penis I would deep throat you"
The real estate's complaint had the words "loud squealing at 2am" in it. Then I remembered that was me spoon feeding you guys old potato salad while you screeched like baby birds. Great night.
He cried & told me I reminded him off his mother. I don't want to talk about it. I want to drink about it.
I just bout myself an edible arrangement for myself and had it delivered to work. I even wrote myself a note. This is a new low for me.
You're right. Cause really... I'm in the back of his head. Even though what I said was better than "I have herpes"... I did once say that to him. So I'm like a reoccurring nightmare.
Thank god you don't know my other address I'm safe for now
Awww you know you would like it if I found u
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