I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
Do you remember peeing on the wall and then yelling at us to stop looking at your dick?
Apparently mid blow job I started crying telling her how "Wonderful this blow job is"
as soon as I walked into work this morning, my boss called me out on my hangover, patted me on the back and said I'm getting time an a half for even showing up. Did I really look that bad this morning?
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
she tried strangling devon with the garden hose. pretty sure they're broken up
Pretty sure I just puked up sand. And nothing else.
Would it be totally inappropriate to have his frat and our sorority Teebowing our exit from the abortion clinic?
I just want my birth control to stop making me feel like I'm watching baby seals get clubbed to death any time anything even remotely unpleasant happens lol
I know what you meant. If you want babies in time for your birthday, we gonna need either a time machine or a ski mask.
I could drive to your house and kick you in the nuts right now....and not even stop for a burrito
just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
I'm about to eat a honey mustard chicken salad on the toilet while I try to shit. You really think I care about what "kind of guy he is?" The fuck out of here.
If you don't care, I don't. Good luck finding prince charming.
You tried to run away last night. The neighbors brought you back.you were in their hot tub again. This needs to stop
I just drunkenly emailed my feminist dissertation as a resignation letter for my call center job. What am I doing with my life!?
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