I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
just by requesting 'I think we're alone now', not only did you achieve emptying the bar, but you also rubbed it in the owners face.
My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
smell my finger.
This better be legit desert and not your penis alamode
Hey just wanted to let you know my nose is broken and I have a fractured wrist. I told you it wasn't a slip and slide.
Dude I didn't think you'd do it. I mean come on, who puts a slip and slide on their driveway?
Just watched a deer get gangbanged in my front yard by 5 bucks. Wtf animal kingdom
You can do it. What doesn't kill us just drives us to drink
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
Not sure how a movie about Jesus has managed to make me feel insecure about my boobs but it has.
I sewed up my pants, stole his girlfriends white shirt, and went to work hungover like a responsible adult.
So I fucked him. Then I MC Hammer'd to the bathroom, where I did the robot in celebration of my accomplishment. And then I spent 10 mins fixing my toilet. But YOLO.
I vaguely remember making out with some dude. Please tell me he had all of his teeth.
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