How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
I'm not giving my ex her earrings back. If some chick i hated gave me brownies i would still eat them. It's the same thing.
He told her hed rather go bobbing for apples in puke than have sex with her.
Let me know when ur ready so I can throw up one last time then brush my teeth
Okay. So my choices are the sleeping Guy who looks about twelve and a man that looks like he was the original sandman. Im gonna need a beer for this......
I want everyone to love me, and THEN I will choose who gets to eat me out all the time.
Oh I'm definitely going to hit on her, there's no question about that. What I meant by playing it cool is I'm not going to mount her on sight.
He's unconstrained by sanity, physics, or his liver.
The stripper was dressed as the green lantern. Even for a geeky girls' bachelorette party it was lame ass.
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
Always a gay best friend, never a bridesmaid
you know what? fuck you, fuck your nana, and ESPECIALLY FUCK THE BLACKHAWKS.
You're so sweet in the most vulgar ways
Was picked up in the middle of a bar full of people...apparently I'm not tall enough to reach for drunken makeouts. I'm proud of myself.
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