we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
It just hurt to pee because he was fingering for fucking gold in there.
it's just one of those nights where i don't care if anyone sees my vagina
Second wind. Either that or my heart is about to explode. I'm hoping the first one.
Two questions for you. Did I throw up last night and did we get food or did I dream that..?
No you never threw up but you did force me to take you to wendy's because you wanted "beef and ketchup"
It doesn't matter how many times you look in your purse, Your keys are not going to be there. Maybe you left them at the bar.
Maybe they fell out of my pocket last night when I rolled down the hill.
I could be busy drinking my face off and getting red white and bruised per usual
I can't sleep. My mind keeps asking "turn down for what?" but it won't accept any of my answers.
You know you had a good night when your wearing you best friends pants to work the next day
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
I refuse to plan drunken casual sex. Just think of the monster I'd create.
It's hard to talk dirty with a mouth full of peanut butter
I just ate broccoli before drinking. Does that make me a responsible adult?
he kissed both of us goodnight when we dropped him off...I didn't know if I was more offended or impressed
this dude is way too smart. he just explained to me the different scientific components of drugs while we smoked. i said i loved icecream.
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