Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
My superpower would be to be able to make a chick instantly start her period just by thinking about it
The men handing out bibles on the quad are blatantly skipping me... am i that obvious
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
i'm in that phase where i'll swallow anything except food
It feels like eating ice cream while riding a unicorn over a rainbow waterfall made of glitter.
That is possibly the gayest thing that was ever thought of by anyone anywhere.
Judging by the fact that he asked me if i wanted to serenade him using cocaine and Taylor Swift I'd say I so have it in the bag.
As long as I don't spend the half the week passed out/fucked up on Klonopin and no one dies, this will be the best week I've had all semester.
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
My mouth is so dry that I'm about to put a straw in a jar of Vaseline and chug. This all addi diet definitely has its ups and downs.
What is your life?
A tangled mess of finals and bad decisions.
And I'm only telling you that because I really wanted to use 'my boyfriend' and 'dick biscuit' in the same sentence.
I sense naked hashbrown eating in my near future.
Hey remind me the get the pancakes out of my jacket
...this is why fuck buddies should be only for grownups.
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