she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
Its not alright that i make out with a manican.
The ticket read "Found nude in a tree"
i don't think my dad can get all that mad since he got arrested for almost exactly the same thing last weekend
Okay wait let me power puke and then we can go dancing
He got me coffee AND filled up my gas tank. He must've fucked another girl in my car..
Will that be creepy to wake him up at midnight with my tongue all over his body??
Yeah..I guess you know your hair looks like shit when TSA asks to inspect it
Just made a floating bacon boat for the hot tub. This is what America is all about.
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
I just got a lecture from your coked out sister about the monetary value of Dothraki hair braids. Take her home.
The guy who said he's gonna suck your butthole till your face caves in is at Maggie's
Like I could say no to two hot people already naked and fucking. Please. I'm not made of stone.
Twice?!
What can I say, like your penis. The fact that I like the person attached to it helps too
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