I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
I don't know if it's her mysterious past or atrocious grammar, but I think I'm in love.
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
My last google search last night was 'vodka swimming pool'.
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
the condom is still stuck, that's what I get for being responsible
Blacked out last night, but left myself a note that said "oops on oops on oops" that can never be a positive
one minute he's happily playing with a lighter and the next thing I know, he's screaming and the swing set is on fire
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
So nowhere in the dress code does it forbid me from showing up to City Hall in a gorilla suit to meet the mayor.
Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
If you're going to drink sriracha straight from the bottle whilst crying, at least wear the giant sombrero for the enjoyment of your audience.
Yes. That was the exact moment of my conscience clicking into instant high alert.
well he never texted me back and the pizza I took my rage out didn't deserve such malice
Tonight I totally got eaten out in the old school photo booth in the mall. Will send you pics of the photo reel asap
Randomize
