you sent me 45 texts saying "meow?"
did i?
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
you should give me head with plastic fangs in
We tried to get a ride from the same firefigters that were turning off the fire alarm going off at our house.
SARAH B AND I ARE GOING TO GO HALFSIES AND BUY YOU A CAT. IS THAT OKAY. TO KEEP YOU COMPANY DURING THUNDERSTORMS SUCH AS THIS ONE. ITS BECAUSE WE LOVE YOU.
No, we talked about it. They're cool with me living here as long as I sleep with them both.
You're a rent hooker.
What do you wear to apply at a strip club?
Alright we have to be drunk.before noon tomorrow. Its a new law i just got passed through congress. It goes into effect imediately
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
I say I hate my boss but I find myself jerking off to him more and more with each passing day
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
New life goal: fuck in the shopping cart
I just said "you do you" to my penis.
Imagine we only get one cock for the rest of your life. I’d pick his dick. That good!
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