Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
i just spent the last half hour thinking about my totally irrational and intense hatred of wedge flip flops.
I was like, "um, that's my butthole."
something must definitely be wrong with me if i'm chasing after a guy who cant even get it up
throwing condoms aimed at his crotch probably isn't the politest way to ask for sex
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
Im about to have a threesome, Ill pay you twenty bucks to go clean my room. Just throw it all in the closet.
I have vodka soaked strawberries. My latest tarot card reading hinted at a lesbian/bisexual coming out. I doubt I survive the night.
Can we talk about how i am holding a tupperware container of my own puke in the back of my grandparents car while my sister drives
yeah well, its not like my astrogynecology class is teaching me what i need to know
im almost 90% sure there is no such thing as astrogynecology.
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
Easy. Go to walmart, buy a bag of charcoal. everyone gets a present and it's cheap.
I may have broke the toilet masturbating. On a positive note the floor is really clean now.
I mean, if I asked you, would you cum on cotton candy for me?
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
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