What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
Someone obviously heard us on their way to class. They stopped at my door and started singing afternoon delight.
96 perecent sure i just took a shower with socks
He felt like a one man threesome
Right before he passed out, he said "Stuporman, coming in for a landing"
apparently the dude across the street has been dead for like a month. now I feel bad about pissing on his lawn
We have 24 days left before I leave for college and 21 condoms left in the stockpile. Are you up for the challenge?
I just heard a 350 lb guy with a stutter describe getting blood in his eye as he was shanking his cellmate and, more generally, how to survive as a white guy in jail.\n\nYou should really consider going to some AA meetings
My goal for the weekend: procure a blowjob using only stern glances, hand gestures, and crudely-drawn stick figures.
We're making a scrapbook of dick pics, you want in or what?
I just put on lipstick to sext him. That should tell you where my love life is at.
as I was leaving in the morning with his clothes on his roommate pops up and goes 'don't you dare steal that shirt, i gave it to him for his birthday'.
FYI bail money is still in my drawer. I know you have no car but you need to know this for tomorrow.
I dont need your sympathy!!!! Just a fifth of vodka and gummy bears...lots and lots of gummy bears to take my agression out on.
I just had a man tell me he was going to think about me when he was fucking his wife tonight. This is my proudest moment as a gay.
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