when I'm not with you everything just looks like crayon scribble
Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
I think the best way to start out any day is to watch 80's music videos. It's like visual wheaties.
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
he gave me an orgasm. multiple times. the weird stuff he did in middle school is now irrelevant.
How long is the appropriate time period between a pregnancy scare and breaking up with my girlfriend?
The more I hate his personality, the more I love his penis.
I've never been so happy to start my period. I'm gonna let everyone in the store see me buying tampons.
please dont ever try to drink horizontally again. I thought I was going to have to give you cpr
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
I walked in and saw her crying and singing to her dog
wait. i have to tell u something. and it has nothing to do with dildos or spiders
Dude they are making elephants out of dollar bills. I'm way too high for this
So I have now fucked both my roommates...This is why I can’t live with men.
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