I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
Oh no I havn't even told you about the naked asians yet
I mean, there was frosting being put on a tunafish sandwich. Pretty sure she knew we were high.
I didn't even have time to sit down and the nurse was like: ''You've been having unprotected sex.'' HOW DOES SHE KNOW?!?
Well, most of my extended family doesnt know about my love for the penis, so they dont have a reason to disown me
Whenever I see women with terribly drawn on brows, I just wanna tackle them and redo them and run away. I'll be Brow-lady. The beauty superhero
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
Aside from the possibility of pregnancy, I'm going to call last night a raging success.
You don't know how skeptical I was about letting a guy with braces go down on me
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
not that im pissed, but why are there two naked chicks in my bed?
He wants to play improv games now whenever he gets drunk. Sometimes I just do not have the energy for that kind of a thing
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