Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
if i wake up one more time on my porch im gonna start considering myself homeless
i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
we just watched the ball drop on the spanish channel. best mistake of my life.
as nice as a boyfriend sounds, a relationship would require morals and self-restraint - both fields in which i lack.
momma always taught us never to change for a boy..
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
The prescription for my birth control just blew away in the wind on my way back from the health center. It's like god wants me to get pregnant
While you were in the ER we decided to tailgate in the parking lot until security told us that's not allowed.
Are you alive?
I woke up under the pier.
Dude, exfoliate your balls. you'll thank me later.
i don't know what it is about you being around kids that makes me want to screw your brains out
That is the creepiest and also the sexist thing you've ever said
i think it's like a sexual celebration of not having kids
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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