end the night at a gay bar...not sure how...but why the fuck do i have two condoms in my pocket?
Did I tell you that you looked cute last night? I looked at the pictures. I lied.
talked to my RA about stamps and mailmen again. when do you think she'll realize that i only talk to her when i'm high?
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
But I was triple fisting doubles, that's bound to be a good time. Might have a broken collarbone though.
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
You chest bumped everyone we walked by on the way home... Even girls
Guy hitting on me at bar is guy who's Craigslist ad we laughed at the other night. Not even kidding.
Will it make you feel better if we wear the title of dysfunctional fucking roommates? It requires monogamy unless we want to bang someone together.
I just imagined myself as R2-D2 and you as C3P0 walking around the Vegas desert looking for alcohol
i definitely signed you up to receive text message notifications from a jukebox last night. Not even sorry.
There is no issue with you seeing me...morally or ethically. we'll update your resume anyway. I really need to have sex with you later. Really
Sex in a tree, bucket list CHECK!
its hard to say precisely how it happened, but the next thing i knew i was on top of a mountain
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