found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
so I ended up banging her last night
dude I remember her. You sure it was a her?
i don't even remember
I don't know if the fire truck was perfect timing or if she actually burned something down.
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
ive realized i need to start an "avoid moving in with my parents after graduation" fund
Walt said he was feeding me so I wouldn't die. that's why there was pasta in my room
I asked for my Beats earbuds back and he sent me a pic of them tied around his penis. Now I miss both my great ear buds and his great dick
I just made a flawless coverstory for why I dont have my car and why I left the party on foot. #adultererskills
I have three different pairs of earrings at three different houses including your 16 year old brothers nightstand. Look at my life. Look at my choices
im glad im back to a point in my life where i have enough sex to sometimes be offered and be like naw im good.
His premature ejaculation problem is getting old.
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
Stupid adulating
Yeah it sucks, but at least I can buy wine so it all comes out in the wash
I currently hiding in an upside down garbage can please come find me
I've decided I will have no shame for the things I don't remember doing.
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