yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
Tequila is the liquid version of celery. I lose more calories during tequila drunk and the following sexual activities than I gain by drinking it...
It took 5 minutes to find my bra.. in his car.
Just so everyone's clear, it was already on fire when I got there.
Apple trackpads and semen don't mix. On the way to the Apple Store.
Of course... Double fistin nati light cuz the powers out and it cuts down the times i gotta open the fridge... Genius
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
Things I have that belong to you: shorts, headband, bra, purse, chinese food, vodka, and blood on my jeans. Happy homecoming.
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
Would it be weird if i sent him a "happy fuckiversary" text?
Come get me...at gazebo by side entrance....im passed out in a bush...this is a Bar A bouncer texting for your buddy
YOU WAXED MY CAT YOU SICK FUCK
This is a hot dog holiday. I intend to do my part for the processed meat workers of this great union.
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