fuck, i never want to drink again I drunk dialed matt last night and broke up with him the second night in a row. FUCK QUADFEST
I have said "that's the wrong hole" for the last time.
playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
you never know when you'll meet the man of your dreams and bang him in an elevator
Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
I can't believe you're fucking in the bar bathroom, but everyone else can, and they're really proud.
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
He walked door to door asking if anyone needed to get laid. Surprisingly, that ended his drought
i cant believe im seriously wearing his ex girlfriends underwear right now
Just because I don't want to be her booty call doesn't mean I wanna stop getting tit pics. I'm a sucker for double D's
You were naked with a chalice of Skittles vodka, singing along to Les Miserables.
I'm not sure... How do you tell someone who was so smashed they couldn't remember shoving their dick into the fireplace that their mother actually witnessed the whole thing?
I swear to god....if you can give yourself a brazilian you can take a fucking bullet
My vagina needs a break, I had to ice it with a beer bottle last night.
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