hook me up with the drugs dog keep up the good work
grandma shit on top of the toilet
After I talked about my ex for about twenty minutes, she just listened, sluts are so understanding
She threw up all over when she was giving me dome. Not even gonna lie, it felt really good.
we tried have sex after i gave him a handjob. he wouldnt get hard and kept saying his little boy is broken.. please come get me
I don't know who he was, where he came from, or where he went, but he just handed me a bowl of mac and cheese and left. It was good too.
ONE NIGHT STAND. You have 27 minutes before the offer expires, so I suggest you hurry.
Looks like a significant portion of my drinking money just became legal fees.
It's official, no more fat chicks or even close to that, my balls are 2 dimentional
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
In other news: I found out that my mom used to fuck my newest fuck buddy's dad when they were in school.
Nothing says happy valentines day like waking up to a naked man you hooked up with taking a walk of shame
AND I HAVE A NICE COCK! A STRIPPER TOLD ME SO IT MUST BE TRUE!
Hold on gotta plunge the sink
Is that a euphemism for sex? Either way, have a good time
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
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