i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
You can't hide fat with big sunglasses.
I am now Facebook friends with Donkey Lips from Salute Your Shorts
laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
She walked in the room and sighed really loudly fishing for attention. but I didn't bite cuz I don't give a fuck what's wrong with her.
After you took the handle off the bathroom door I had to coach the Scottish guy sitting on the toilet, throwing up in his own lap, how to put his pants back on. Yes, I think he won the drinking game.
its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
It's been a wonderful constant drunkeness. We played Marco polo with some random like 8 yr olds in the kiddie pool.
I told him he was, quote: "A big cuddly bear" and he needed to get into my bed or I would set his Golden Retriever free.
Here's the thing, you got road head in two different cars tonight. You feel lucky yet?
I just saw a fat girl roll down the steps taking out three people with her, thought you should know.....
we managed to melt a few different forms of plastic into the cannibutter....
Sexting Captain while emailing my eharmony match about my low key weekend is hard.
I FEEL LIKE HILARY MUST FEEL WHEN TRUMP MANSPLAINS AT HER
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