I don't think brook has ever known best
its awkward enough using a urinal next to your dad but its worse finding out hes one of the guys who goes no hands and moans it out
THEY HAVE A VOMIT TROUGH.
What?
A TROUGH FOR VOMIT.
woke up on the kitchen floor in the recovery position. at least drunk me remembered sober me's emt training
She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything
btw im making up a story about these stitches..... i think a hockey stick to the face sounds better then i fell up the stairs
There is a contact in my phone named "Bar Mcntysu." this is why we need a third person to go out with us.
Currently trying to figure out if the guy has a cane next to me or brought a weird dildo to the bar
It's like a booty call, except its for tacos...and you're my brother.
My 19 year old brother just hooked up with his 45 year old cougar kindergarten teacher. These sorts of situations make me realize why the sorority girls call him Wondercock
my cockatiel has aquired a taste for beer. I should not be allowed to own exotic pets.
I want him for more than banging and buying me potato salad. Is this what love feels like?
reason #326 why I'm still single.... my date just told me there's a little boy ghost that lives in his closet because he likes his music.
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
The box said 94% effective prevention of pregnancy if used correctly but God knows I’m not gonna use it right so let’s adjust that to like a 70%
Randomize
