Hahaha figures, hmm should I spank you? Or throw a cow at you?
beer pong: waldo and ernie vs. bacon and eggs... i love halloween
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
we walked around the neighborhood with caution tape tied around our foreheads, making indian noises. I might have disturbed a crime scene to make a native american headdress.
I wish they'd wear their tampons on the outside. At least gimme some warning
I sent him a naked picture of me with the caption "I lost at beer pong, this was a dare. Hope your nights going as good as mine" I've never talked to him in my life, this is a strange way to start.
Just heard the words 'Pussy Riot' on NPR...I almost crashed my car.
I had such a pleasant walk of shame. The sun was shining, I smiled at all the high school suckers who judged me on their way to school, and I made friends with an old guy and his dog.
I'd rather blow Nickelback than be told he gave me gonorrhea. I'd even post it on Facebook for all of the world to like, share, and judge me.
After sending me a dick pic, he asked, "yay or nay?"
I asked her if she could eat some Doritos so when we made out it would taste awesome
I could tell you were slightly drunk by the time you started having a conversation with my tiki torch
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
So I've decided that blue balls for lesbians is rainbow balls and the struggle is real
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
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