Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
U sang "shots, shots, shots" then walked 2 ur top drawer and threw socks everywhere singin "SOCKS, SOCKS, SOCKS!"
His little brother walked in on us. Six times.
Have you ever chased with pilaf before? Because dont.
I just found a babydoll head in my sink where we ripped it off and did shots out of it.
i'll get you drunk even if i have to inject alcohol into your arm through an IV
you're the only one i would trust to do that
thank you for reminding me that I stumbled into a public place drunk at 9am wearing a chicks pants.
I'll offer my penis as collateral. You can hold title to it till I pay you back.
He brought wine and beer. I'll put my pants on for wine and beer.
Yeah, first time I've shit my pants in my twenties... I'm thinking about putting it on my Facebook timeline
No one is allowed to go to bed until all bottles are finished, I don't want to feel my face tongiht. Do you understand?
just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
what are you going as for halloween?
drunk, naked, & emotionally unstable
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
Randomize