She's JV to your varsity
So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
Today's life lesson: fat girls should not wear tight miniskirts and vinyl leggings. This Forever 21 salesgirl is a hot mess.
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
i had to do the walk of shame dressed as a leprechaun. I have never been more proud of my irish roots.
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
a search helicopter?!
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
I would have rather watched a full length video of myself masturbating than heard that.
Okay: Whipped cream, vodka, and a trampoline. This will either be really great, or really tragic.
I'm walking home wearing Kermit the frog footie pajamas, carrying a monogrammed shot glass set with my name on it. It's fucking Christmas!
i refuse to be around anyone not wearing a sombrero...its cinco de mayo
I want to lick his teeth again. Is that a creepy thing to say?
My crotch smells like fire and I can't find my pants
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